Alaska. The last real place in America. I’m just gonna take this highway as far as it goes, and find a road and take it as far as it goes and then find a path and walk it, ‘till there’s no path and I’m completely surrounded by woods. And then I’m gonna step into the wilderness. Live on berries and shit. Not botherin’ anybody, not hurtin’ anything. It’s something I have to do, man. Because I’m a first class passenger on this spaceship ‘Earth’, and I got one ticket and I gotta make the ride count, y’know? And… as far as I figure, you can either take the service road or the scenic route and, man, if I only have one ride I want it to be beautiful. And if nobody ever hears from me again, it’ll be okay. And if nobody ever knows where I am, I won’t mind. ‘Cause I’ll know where I am, and that’s the most important thing.

singing along to pandora while I bake stuff in the kitchen

my dog literallycame in just to give me a look that says ‘please stop’ before leaving again

karlurbaninternational:

Q: Hi. I was just wondering if they decide to make a Xena Movie would you come back as either Cupid or Caesar, in some alternative reality type thing?
Karl: I don’t know. Yeah, why not? Come on, why not? You wanna see what’s Cupid gonna look like? [posing] I wouldn’t do it, I would go to the gym, I was pushing it out, it’s not really like that.

birghita13:

castielswannabebestfriend:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.

iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far  bonus

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iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

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I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

The teacup and saucer one is basically Britain if it were a dragon

I AM ALL OF THESE.

note-a-bear:


mattgorman:

Following The Rock on FB was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Okay, but Dwayne is clearly the best ever

note-a-bear:

mattgorman:

Following The Rock on FB was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Okay, but Dwayne is clearly the best ever

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ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ursulavernon:

seananmcguire:

thesylverlining:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this Japanese salamander

I want to pick this thing up and hug it

HELLO FRIEND

Quagsire! I choose you!